π The Ambrose Archives
Collected fragments of joy, grief, and nonsense. All carefully preserved.
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π Current Comforts
- Comfort character: Ford Pines
- Quote: βIt can be hard sometimes to find a moment to celebrate when youβre lost in the coldβ¦ but it's easier with new gloves.β (If Bill Cipher didn't exist they could have been happy. (Ignoring Emma-May))
- Image: [Click to open The Nest]
π Hyperfixation Logs
π Archive: Severance
- Years active: 2025
- Fave character(s): Mark S., Petey K., Helly R.
- Ships: Mark/Petey (delusional)
- Quote: βHey kids, what's for dinner?β
- Emotional Damage Rating: πππππ
- Notes: Still in too deep. Please send help.
π Archive: Gravity Falls
- Years active: I don't even knowβPresent
- Fave character(s): Ford Pines, Mabel Pines, Fiddleford McGucket
- Ships: BillFord (toxic), Fiddauthor (soft)
- Quote: βHe may be a god, but I am a scientist.β
- Emotional Damage Rating: πππππ
- Relevant Essay: The Triangle, The Lab Partner, and the Closet
π Archive: Marvel
- Years active: Since childhood. Ongoing.
- Fave character(s): Tony Stark, Logan Howlett, Wade Wilson
- Ships: Charles/Erik, Logan/Any consenting X-Man
- Quote: βDoesn't it ever wake you in the middle of the night? The feeling that some day they will pass that foolish law or one just like it. And come for you.β
- Emotional Damage Rating: πππππ
- Notes: Picked my favorite characters as a kid and never looked back.
π Archive: The Magnus Archives
- Years active: 2023-present
- Fave character(s): Jonathon Sims, Martin Blackwood, The Admiral
- Ships: Martin/Jon, Elias/Peter
- Quote: BASIRA: "I just, I mean he was good company. Yβknow, when he wasnβt being a paranoia machine. He was funny, you know?"
MARTIN: "What, John?"
BASIRA: "Yeah."
MARTIN: "I donβt think Iβve ever heard him tell a joke."
BASIRA: "Maybe you werenβt listening.β
- emotional damage Rating: πππππ
- Notes: Hyperfixation so bad interacting with it is overwhelming.(The reason I haven't finished it)
π Archive: Bistro Huddy?
- Years active: Early 2025
- Fave character(s): Terry, Joey, Clint
- Ships: Terry/Joey (petty exes delusion), Clint/Terry (even more delusional)
- Quote: βI gotta hire someone you won't try and sleep with!β
- Niche Hyperfixation Rating: πππππ
- Notes: Not the first TikTok series to eat my brain. Definitely not the last.
π Archive: Ghosts(UK)
- Years active: 2020-anytime there was a new season
- Fave character(s): The Captain, Kitty, Fanny
- Ships: The Captain/Havers, Alison/Mike(not really a ship?)
- Quote: βyou may not have been a hero but you were a brave man.β
- emotional damage Rating: πππππ
- Notes:I should rewatch this sometime.
π Archive: Undertale
- Years active: 2016-2020/whenever I replay it
- Fave character(s): Papyrus, Sans, monster kid
- Quote: βDespite everything it's still youβ
- emotional damage Rating: πππππ
- Notes:I should play it again.
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